What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?